Eyewitnessess Stunned, Thrilled
Conservative firebrand Ann Coulter’s head spontaneously combusted on live national television Friday, authorities said.
Appearing via satellite on HBO’s “Real Time With Bill Maher”, Coulter was struggling to put into words her reaction to president George W. Bush’s nomination of Harriet Meirs as U.S. Supreme Court justice. “I just…I can’t….Ahhhhhhh!” Coulter was quoted as saying.
Her head then exploded.
HBO associate producer Janine Foster, who was overseeing Coulter’s live satellite hook-up from Washington D.C., commented “I’ve never seen anything like it. She was just sitting there, yammering away, looking for all the world like that crazy eyed runaway bride chick, and then all of a sudden – boom! Her head was gone. Nothing left but a clump of blonde hair on top of the telepromter.” Ms. Foster added, “Dark roots, by the way.”
Sunday, October 09, 2005
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